I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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