I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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