i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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