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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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