Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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