I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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