I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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