Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
is it fun? or sober?
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