PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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