what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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