I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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