Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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