I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
