He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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