Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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