Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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