No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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