i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
you will always have a special place in my vag
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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