i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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