She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
tonight lets celebrate not being married
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Less talking, more tequila
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
