As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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