I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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