you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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