I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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