hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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