ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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