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I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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