dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
