we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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