I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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