Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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