It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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