but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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