Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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