Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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