did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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