We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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