the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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