D3 body, D1 cock
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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