Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize