Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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