it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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