I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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