What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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