I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
