Its about making memories worth repressing
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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