You work out of a Hotel?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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