Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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