Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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The beer is more important than you right now.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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