That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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