Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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