somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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