The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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