i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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