i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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