SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I love you. Go after that dick
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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